Travel insurance
Two holidaymakers in Devon filed their claim for paintwork damage of their car as it was licked by couple of cows. Would you believe that?
Celebrity insurance
Celebrities insure their body parts, but what’s very crazy is amounts insured.
Ken Dodd’s buckteeth for $7.4 million
13yr. World Yo-Yo champion Harvey Lowe insured his hands for $150,000
Merv Hughes's moustache for $370,000
Betty Grable’s legs for $1 million each
Famous food critic Egon Ronay insured his taste buds for $400,000
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello for $250,000
Bruce Springsteen's voice for $6 million
Jennifer Lopez's buttocks for $1 billion
Crazy Car InsuranceAfter you have accident you are asked by insurance companies to fill out an insurance claim form. But have you noticed that there is only one line to explain how your accident happened? Here are few real-life creative responses.
"A pedestrian hit me and jumped under my car."
"The other car collided with me without giving me warning of its intention."
"I had been learning how to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel and I thought it was enough and found myself in a different direction and going the opposite way."
"Coming home, I just drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree."
"I thought my window was down, but found it was up just when I put my hand through it."
"The pedestrian had no idea where to go, so I ran over him."
"I saw the slow-moving and sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced right off the hood of my car."
"I had been driving for over 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident."
"The indirect cause of my accident was one little guy in a small car with his big mouth."
"I was sure the old man would never make it to other side of the road when I just struck him."
"When I could not avoid this collision, I stepped on the gas and simply crashed into the other car."
"A truck backed through my windshield and straight into my wife's face."
"An invisible car came from nowhere, struck my vehicle, and quickly vanished."
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